“This is the end of my presidency. I’m fucked.”
I’ll take ‘thing an innocent person totally says" for $500, Alex.
who are you people
the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought
I love how in most makeover shows the participants are hating and resisting the change nearly all the way through… But the INSTANT Tan France dresses someone, NONE OF THEM WANT TO PUT THEIR USUAL CLOTHES BACK ON. And that really shows what a difference it makes to consider who someone is and what they like and feel comfortable with and why. Not doing something for them to fix them, but doing something with them to help them.
I love the way you smile like you don’t realize you’re doing it. I love your perpetual bedhead. I love the way you hold eye contact a moment longer than you need to. And I love your moon-gray eyes. So if you think I’m not attracted to you, Simon, you’re crazy.
can we get some mlw positivity? i know sitcoms and movies try to make it seem like relationships between men and women are all dysfunctional or some kind of joke but heterosexual love can be just as beautiful as homosexual!
i had a nightmare that people started using the term “mlw” and here we are